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The Real Reason

kterp
December 22nd, 15:19 Title: The Real Reason
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Pairing: Kradam
Rating: PG, language
Disclaimer: don’t own them, never have, never will, this is just for fun
Summary: Adam wants Kris’ opinion about his AMA performance


Kris tapped his phone on his leg, thinking about how to reply. He looked at the message again. "Was it 2 much?"


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I've started a historical AU that has taken my brain prisoner, but I was able to escape for a few days and go play in the Lonely Prompts at Comment_fic.
Fandom: Kane RPS
Rating: Up to NC-17
They're not mine (sigh), but I borrow them on occasion for my own nefarious reasons. I usually return them relatively unscathed with bandaids on their boo-boos.


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Title: Mine - 18/?

Author: Fetish

Characters: Jared/Jensen, Genevieve, others

Rating: NC17

Disclaimer: I don't own Jared or Jensen, they own themselves alone... of course, if we're lucky, they might own each other. No harm intended. Please don't sue.

Summery: Happily married to his ex co-star years after Supernatural has ended, Jared Padalecki-Ackles is the recipient of the unwanted attentions of one of the girls they use to work with on the show.

A/N: This is inspired by the Movie 'Obsessed'.
Also, if you are a fan of Genevieve Cortes, you may NOT wish to read this fiction.

Warning: Slash, mental illness, obsession, violence, het references, Protective!Jensen, NON main character death.
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( My need to possess you has consumed my soul )

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*name has been substituted

"Bob* was groaning like a cow giving birth, deep, reverberating cries that trembled through both their tight-pressed bodies."

Um, what? That mental image of giving birth to a cow threw me right out of the fic.

Just, no.

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Title: Our Christmas
Author: domina_malfoy
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing/Rating: Anna/Castiel, G
Word count: 697
Disclaimer: I don't own or claim to own anything from Supernatural.
Summary: Holiday fic 22 of 35 written for sammygirl8. Prompt given: Anna/Castiel – Anna teaches Cas the meaning of Christmas. Fluffy please!

“Did you just throw snow at me?” he asks without turning around.

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Dear 07-Ghost author,

While I appreciate your attempt at readable FrauTeito, it is physically and scientifically impossible for Teito's ass to lube itself.


EDIT:
Frau made the famous scissoring motion with his three fingers.

*sigh*

1.) 'Famous' is really not the best adjective to use.

2.) A scissoring motion uses only TWO fingers, as the scissors it is named after has only two moving parts.

I love this so much.

Dear specific you:
Okay, so the fact that your fic was written in script format and was almost completely incomprehensible was enough to make me backspace. Unfortunately, I didn't backspace fast enough to avoid reading this lovely exchange:

Jasmine: OMG, that dude is so HOT!

Adam: Yeah…

Kris: U R turning gay again.

Adam: Bi, Kris, bi.

Jasmine: Bi is worse than gay.

Kris: I’m telling Ali.

Adam: NO! I’ll do WE U want! :0 I’m begging u!

Kris: I’m txting her PRIVATLY right now!

.,.

Kris: Ali, Adam’s ditching U 4 a GUY!

Alison: Typical.

...No seriously, what the fuck. You seem to be under the impression that if a guy who is attracted to other guys hooks up with a girl he's never allowed to be attracted to - or even look at - another guy EVER AGAIN EVER. Sorry, but that's not how it works.

And how the fuck is being bi "worse" than being gay?


Absolutely no love whatsoever,

Me

In an attempt to escape from a historical AU that has kidnapped my brain, I went over to Comment_fic, where I haven't had nearly enough time to play, and played in the Lonely Prompts sandbox for a few days. As usual they don't belong to me, I only play with them now and again.

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Title: Easy Reality
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,100
Disclaimer: Not true, I own nothing.
Summary: Adam can't really think of much he wouldn't do for Kris.
Notes: I suck. I'm a slow and laborious writer who can't seem to finish fics I really need to finish. So, have an old thing I found in my documents and randomly decided to fix up and post. :)

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The reality is, Adam never wants to go back to reality.

( EASY REALITY )